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OSMOSIS AND DIFFUSION

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MARIAGATA AND THE BENDINDRUM

Mariagata is a very small, insignificant, yet unforgettable place in time. It is the home of ninety-nine tenants, serving communically one master and several interests. It is why commutizing is the best form of mitcraft. Every morning, the tenants queue up to have their bath in the bathroom called the Bendindrum, made of folded, corrugated, zinc-plated iron sheets supported by wooden frames, earnestly rusted. Some people begin queuing up at 08:00 Hours and have their bath at 10:00 Hours, certain others at 11:09 Hours. The common lavatory is also an authority of wood and zinc-plated iron, good for use by one person at a time.

THE OSMOSIS LECTURE

"We were in groundnut peels: wonderful helium, hot air balloons, while a lecture went on handled by the old Professor Tuart, the 99 degrees holder upside-down bons professor of farts, physically, an illetrate house wife; there were present for the lecture, eminent doctor's of fecalpors; some, 56 upside-down degree holders, physically impoverished cleaners or church workers. The lecture was on how the Osmosis and diffusion practice could be enhanced through a semi-permeable membrane. 'All', said Tuart 'you need to do to osmosize is to emancicap - i.e, enhanced by a fotashadow, travel out of your semi-permeable cell walls and pores, then you could spread to whatever size you wished by diffusion, and journey to wherever you wanted by transmortalization.'"

INVISIBLE-LOVER I-DON'T-KNOW

One day, while on queue for a bath with her daughter, a single mother who had a little daughter named Halison who usually had fevers, puked and was restless at night, was greeted by a 40 year old man tenant on queue named Informia, who jockularly told Halison's mother he really loved her daughter and would like to have her as a second wife (relevantly, a common freelance, official joke of wizard rapists), teasing her as his 'wife'. The daft mother simply smiled also. What was phisispiring was that in essence, Hallison who rarely slept and was sickly, often complained of an "invisible lover". And here was he making a real, albeit coded advance. It was taught in Socience Schools in paravellic Allance that "an unseen somebody is somebody, and nowhere is somewhere." This unseen somebody was Uformia. He married 2,000 women in the community without dowry, freely in the rareseen; certain were people's wedded wives who had their dowries paid, or people's daughter's he never formally proposed or opposed to. The result of this was barreness, sicknesses and lack of suitors for the unmarried singles.

OMEN AIR

All the children of Mariagata had chicken pox: i.e wooded protein-filled bursted over-flesh. This was due to a free release of Omen Air at Zero hours when all slept and yawned and drooled, including children of the night. A professor of Lean Concrest poetry, once wrote about Moyaya, the ghosterly act this way: (it was titled "Far Shite")

Far Shite

Didn't you hear the chuckle and giggle in your sitting room? Of people reaching a conclusion and pointing at your graffiti at 12? They all laughed at 2 after the doxology and left. A woman once said: "Oh, it was a night mare: a male horse had me." It was an empty Opera hall with people laughing.

DECIDUOUS TREES

A young philosopher good for thinking thru, named Imijames, before being found by Christ, said : "the dositor all were under deciduous trees taking decisions: "Who should die next?" "Who next deserves an accident?" Or the la torf - effeccent worminotics - ofufu grammerian.

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